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Types Of Stoned People You Will Always Find At A Party

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 24th September 2016

Even if you don't live in Colorado, Oregon, or Washington, you've surely run into a few stoned people over the course of your lifetime. They're everywhere. At parties, family gatherings, work, and even in your own house! You can spot them almost instantly. They are either half asleep or the life of the party. You can probably identify with some of these types of stoners, maybe one of them is you.

#1 THE IRRITATING GIRLFRIEND

She gets emotional over the tiniest thing and becomes clingy and erratic. She is a type of person who gets all irritating and is after her boyfriend, trying to jump his bones. She tries to sound cute, funny, clever, but everything that she does or says is just getting on your last nerve.

#2 THE FIGHTER

We've all seen this guy, or girl, before. This person tries to screw the party by showing his awesomeness and ends up having a fight with the someone in the crowd. He is also the first to challenge you for something he can do and you cannot. He'll probably be the first one to pass out after he's whipped every butt in the joint.

#3 THE HOGGER

This person is always after food, he does not care what kind of food is present he will find it and eat it. Al of it! This person even drinks everything, cold drink, juice, even soda, leftover beer, and milk. They don;'t care. They'll eat the rear end off of a horse if allowed to. You might find them puking in the hallway later on.

#4 THE PHONE ADDICT

This person does not care where they are sitting. When they are stoned they just need the phone and no one else. They spend the entire night with their head buried in their cell phone and don't care what is happening around them.They might take a break once in a while to look up and alert everyone what is happening on their own private chat. Total party pooper.

#5 THE GAMER BOY

This nerd is somewhat just into games. He gets stoned and starts playing. If you talk to this guy or try to begin a conversation, good luck. You'd be better off trying to chat with that fern in the corner. Another big party pooper to keep off the guest list.

#6 THE BAD TRIPPER

You can probably relate to this guy, because if you've been to more than a few parties you've seen him there. He is always going through a bad trip. Falling around, puking everywhere, and mumbling incoherent gibberish about aliens or conspiracy theories. Handling them will not be easy so be aware and alert.

#7 THE LOVING FIGHTERS

They secretly have a love for one another but you wouldn't know it by their actions. They try to one-up each other by making vicious comments and rude jabs at each other. They love making fun of the other but end up hugging it out by nights end. They may even wind up leaving together.

#8 THE GOOFBALL

He is fun to party with because you never know what is going to happen next.One minute your getting stoned and having a conversation about the universe and the next minute you're on a road trip to Vegas. This guy always has something up his sleeve to keep the party moving, though it is usually off the cuff and can often lead to an eventual police raid and arrest.

#9 THE LAZY DAISY

This person is all about taking it very chill or sleeping. At some point in time during a party, he will be the one who is lying around and not caring where people are gonna sit. He is in deep sleep and if someone tries to wake him up well, there is no response.Better be prepared to have an overnight guest if he shows up.

#10 THE FUN MASTER

Oh, we've seen him, and try to steer clear of his antics. This guy is always trying to crack jokes and make someone feel stupid or small to make himself appear funny. He'll make fun of your sexuality, weight, race, he does not care. He may even try some practical jokes on you, but nobody wants to invite him to the next party. He just always shows up.

#11 THE TRIPPY HIPPIE

This guy is at all parties.He's so mellow and is just there to chillax and get his groove on.He might be found sitting alone in a corner staring at the walls, ruminating over Pink Floyd lyrics and the days of old school rock and roll. Don't bother him, he's just trying to get in touch with his inner self.

#12 THE HAPPY HIGH

This guy is fun to be around, but he always gets really touchy=feely before the night is over. He starts imbibing in everything and when he does, he just loves life and everyone in it. He might be hilarious but be weary, before it's all over he;l crash and won't be as loving.

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