Hat billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.