US Gov't Explains That UFO Sighting Was NBD, Just Testing Nuke-Capable Missiles Over LA.

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A strange sighting in LA has people thinking that we were visited by et.

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The UFO that looked like a rocket.

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Like a rocket-missile-type thing.

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Welp, it turns out the United States Government has a good old-fashioned Official Explanation for this: they're testing nuclear-capable Trident II missiles over the Los Angeles metropolitan area (population: 13 million).

These $37-million-a-pop rockets are traditionally launched from submarines and perform two important functions in the game of geopolitical Apocalypse-threatening: the first strike and the last strike. Submarines sitting off the coast might be able to launch a first strike on an enemy country's missile bases or cities before there's time to respond. But, they also can wait in deep water until after a nuclear war occurs to kill anyone who survives in one final act of revenge. So, it's probably a really good idea to conduct surprise tests of these things in the waters off major cities!!!