Watch Out For These Colon Sniffers Who Can't Tell The Difference Between A Colon And Cologne

Spelling is important. Something as simple as misspelling cologne can lead to absolute hilarity. Does anybody want some colon spray? See what I mean. Just keep reading. It gets worse. These idiots really can't spell.

#1 The air smells rotten.

I hope you realize that you basically said you like to smell a mans ass. That's not my idea of a good smell. Remember, spelling is important.

#2 And your shirt smells like shit.

I wonder if she realizes that she just said that her man smells like a poopy butthole. Probably not. Say it with me, spelling is important.

#3 God doesn't approve of your obsession.

Your obsession with your husband's butt stench is unhealthy and God probably doesn't approve of it. You know what I am about to say, spelling is important!

#4 Girls just love that smell.

I don't know many women that like the smell of ass. Maybe I am wrong. Tony, you might want to think about it before you ask a girl if she likes the smell of your colon. You really have to realize that spelling is important.

#5 That's called a fart.

If a man walks by you and all you can smell is their colon that means they are probably full of shit... or gas. Either way, not a pleasant smell. Spelling is super important.

#6 How do you manage to do that?

I wonder how you spray someone's colon on you. Did she lay down and let him poo on her? I am so confused. This is starting to get scary. We need to teach kids in school that spelling is important.

#7 The colon all-star team.

As I leave you with these 5 idiots I have to say once again that spelling is very important. I might sound repetitive but I'd rather be repetitive than see more idiots walking about talking about loving the smell of men's colon.

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