We Bet You Won't Want Kids By The Time You Make It Through This Post

#1 The first thing you will notice is that they go out of their way to make you feel like crap.

#2 I mean really, they say some of the harshest stuff you will ever hear.

#3 They even try to make you feel like a bad person before they are expelled from the womb.

#4 There is no telling what kind of mess they are making.

#5 But you can rest assured that they will destroy everything you love, even when they are trying to be sweet.

#6 You might as well get used to never watching anything new for awhile.

#7 Now this might be funny if it wasn't for the fact that the little brat ate the key. Good luck searching for it through poop.

#8 Kids try to make everything sound SUPER INTERESTING when actually it's boring as hell and borders on stupid.

#9 Then your friends who aren't parents will totally hate on you and give you shit all the time.

#10 You might want to start investing in extended warranties if you're planning to have a kid.

#11 Kids have no filter. If they hear you say it they will tell the entire world.

#12 I hope you like poop because you're going to be buried under tons of it.

#13 They will expose every bad habit you have.

#14 They get really creative when it comes to their path of destruction.

#15 You buy them things and then they treat you like they are doing you some huge favor for letting you use it.

#16 Oh my god the questions! The freaking questions!!!

#17 They will resort to foolishness to get their way.

#18 Dinner time becomes barnyard feeding time.

#19 Oh you like sleeping? Well too bad, your kids will not let you sleep ever again.

#20 They are such unreasonable little creatures at times. Especially when you tell them they are wrong.

#21 Shopping becomes a nightmare as they cause a huge disaster wherever they go.

#22 Remember what I said about picking up your bad habits? Yeah they really do and they take them to school with them.

#23 They may appear to be adorable but that's only when they're asleep. You can usually find them resting in the ruins of their most recent disaster.

#24 You cannot control their emotions. Especially when there are multiples.

#25 They will not be nice to anyone. You can double that for siblings.

#26 The will purposefully destroy your marriage.

#27 The only thing they do worse than breaking things, is fixing things.

#28 Brushing teeth is just an exercise in wasting toothpaste.

#29 Privacy is a thing of the past. Even using the bathroom will result in little fingers under the door trying to get in.

#30 They will hurt your feelings and give no fucks about it.

#31 Your normal bills will skyrocket. Seriously, it's a proven fact.

#32 They have no regard for their own safety. You will have lots of hospital visits.

If after seeing all of these examples you still want kids then there is no helping you. Most people are now thinking of running for the hills instead of having kids. If you don't feel the same way you might as well admit yourself to the nuthouse.