We Can All Relate To This: 1st Time Vs 101st Time

By Muk Khatri in Funny On 11th January 2016
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#1 Sexual Relations

You know that saying, "Sex gets better with time"? . . Don't ever worry, IT DOES.

#2 'Pleasuring' Yourself

The "1st time" is something you never imagined before. . . but SOON later it becomes regular exercise that you fit into your day.

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#3 Coffee Drinkers

After drinking coffee regularly, it's ALL ABOUT THE CAFFEINE.

#4 Airplane Trips

When you travel a lot, you don't notice the view as much, you notice how cramped the airplane seems. . . the truth is, airlines continually cram their planes with more, and more seating and passengers.

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#5 Marijuana Smoking

After that "first high", you're always trying to get back to it, BUT it will never again be like the first time. . . instead you've now discovered the munchies.

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#6 Driving A Car

Learning to drive allows you the new excitement and freedom to go places. . . It's strange how it becomes a dread when you're older, employed and stuck in traffic.

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#7 Beer Drinking

When young and hitting the party scene, you're dancing on tables most weekends. But by middle age, AND with a middle-age spread you don't dare. . . Thanks to beer drinking every night.