Weird Google Autofill Results You Need To Try

Because the great majority of people uses Google, it also includes a great deal of weird people. Do you ever wonder what some people Google search? Luckily for you, there's Google autofill. It keeps track of the most popular searches and automatically places them at the top once you begin typing your query.

#1 Can A Human...

From the looks of the first few results, there are more than one or two people interested in bestiality. This is really weird.

#2 Cats Like...

Cats like Hitler? That's not as strange of a question as the one next to the last. Cats like bleach. Please don't poison your cat!

#3 I Am Extremely Ter...

No racism or bigotry to see here folks. Move along, please. But seriously, Chinese and Canadians?

#4 I Ate A...

They were either hungry or pretty drunk. Somebody ate a baby and two people ate red candles! WTF?

#5 I Like To T...

Is this a confessional or a search? Either way, it's mostly about songs and Jesus, so nothing to worry about.

#6 I Pooped...

Apparently, there are a lot of people who can't control themselves and poop all over the place, especially at work. I wish it showed pictures of the idiots who are searching for these terms because I would love to see the guy who dumped a hammer. The expression on his face must be priceless.

#7 Is It Wrong...

Yes. Yes, everything in this query is wrong. You shouldn't even have to ask the questions. If the thought has even crossed your mind, you're sick and you shouldn't be on the internet using Google.

#8 Old People...

Bruises? Burning? Driving? It looks like some people are planning to kill off ole granny and wait for that inheritance money.

#9 Why Does My Da...

Your Dad farts so much because he's a man and everyone passes gas at least 25 times per day. As for why he turns you on, that's a question for your therapist, not Google. And one can only imagine what a dazzle is and why the hell it lags so much.

#10 Why Is There A...

A couple of good questions here. Like I always wondered why there is no light in the freezer so I Googled it myself.

"One goes to the fridge at night much more often than the freezer. Fresh food looks tastier with direct light, but a pizza box is a pizza box. Ice gets in the way. Drawers and opaque shelves mean you would need a light per drawer, or perhaps on the door."

That one about the dead Pakistani on the couch will need to be answered by the police, however.

#11 You Smell Like...

Okay, I'll bite. What does a baby prostitute smell like? Apparently, it's in the Urban Dictionary and there are several search results for it. Who knew? But here is the answer I got when I Googled it:

"A young girl who's not old enough to be a slut, but she is one."

So...how old does one need to be to be a slut? You search for it. These are weird.

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