Weird Texts Good For An Awkward Chuckle

By Sughra Hafeez in Funny On 1st January 2017
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1. Man, I hate it when my poop guy runs late.

2. Phew, that was a close one.

One of the rare moments where we actually want that to happen.

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3. Man, there's a scary thought.

I wonder if they can reduce it so much that it just makes dial-up noises.

4. I never want to hear the explanation for this one.

That rejected sea creature is perfect the way it is.

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5. Well really, if there's a better way to take one than this, I don't know it.

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6. Hahaha, this dad's a champ for not even questioning that.

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7. Not exactly a confidence-booster when you lose out to cornflakes.

Like, no berries or sugar or nothing? Just plain cornflakes? Ouch.

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8. Hey man, if they can't appreciate the wit and nuance of Bee Movie, that's their loss.

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9. Haha, I think the first clue was the spoiler warning.

I mean, it's not like the news is one big spoiler for the world.Wait a minute, whoa...

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10. Well, at least she didn't make it all the way before she noticed.

I mean, that's how this type of thing usually goes.

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11. Yup, seems like a great way to have a conversation.

They just gonna run down the list of every positive word or what?

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12. Nothing like a good ol' lettuce wedge at the end of a long day.

13. Oh boy, what an enticing challenge!

This is how married couples text each other, apparently.

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14. Whoa, yeah, they never would have believed it without the photo.

How does that even happen?

15. Yeah, this pretty much describes my love life too.

I wonder what I'd be instead of a mermaid, though?