What They're NOT Telling You About "Farmers Only"

#1 City Folks Just Don't Get It

We've all seen the ads and can't get that dag gone jingle out of our heads.. "You don't have to be lonely, at Farmers Only dot com."

Any dating site has its pitfalls, but we can only imagine Farmers Only has it even worse.

#2 You May Be Seeking True Love With A Good Ole Boy

Because it is only for country folk and farmers, one can expect to see many profile pictures in the country, good old boy vain, like this one.

#3 And You Might Expect Profiles Of Men Like This Cowboy

#4 You Probably Have Your Heart Set On A Romantic Hookup With Someone Compatible To Yourself

#5 But There's A Good Chance This Is More The Reality

#6 Just Sayin', You Might Want To Prepare Yourself For The Real People Who Use The Site

#7 Men, Don't Laugh So Quickly

I can almost bet that you see this kind of sexy country thang when you go to the site and create that profile.

#7 But Hold Your Suspenders

Because though this is the image you might have in your head, this ain't the typical Farmers Only girl, just a hunch.

#9 You Might Get More Honey Boo Boo than You Bargained For

Unless that's your thing, then just go for it! You don't have to be lonely.