What Would Happen If Flight Attendants Were Honest?

Flight attendants do their best to make your flight enjoyable. But they meet all kinds of people and all kinds of attitudes. It doesn't take much to ire someone who has been in the air for days on end with complaining passengers. Here are a few things that flight attendants are REALLY thinking, with a big smile on their faces.

#1 Hold On, It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride!

So tired of doing the exit sign routine. Nobody is listening, and for Pete's sake, the instructions are written all over the plane. Still they do that safety demo knowing that your attention is elsewhere.

#2 If You're Gonna Drink On The Plane, You're Gonna Have A Bad Tome.

Oh you want a bloody Mary with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and a sprig of fresh celery? No problem, hold on while I go fetch that for you. There's always that moment when you need a drink but at $10.00 per ounce, it's best to just take a water, because, you know, the flight attendant is not a real bartender.

#3 The Captain Has Turned On The Fasten Seatbelt Sign, So Please Stay The Fuck In Your Seat!

While you're on a jet, there is always that person who will not sit the fuck down during turbulence. And turbulence is not the only reason why flight attendants turn on the seatbelt sign. They want you in your seats so you stay the hell out of their way in those tiny isles. Don't be a jerk and block.

#4 Do You Think You Are The Only Passenger On This Flight? Take A Look Around...

You need a magazine? How about a pillow? Fine, I'll be right back with that for you. NOT! This will make them move a little slower than normal, which, as you know, is turtle pace.

#5 You're Going To New York? Guess Where Your Luggage Is Going?

And there's one thing they want us to remember: Be nice, because remember, they have a lot more control than we think, especially with our luggage If you don't see your bags going around on the carousel then try to recall how you treated your attendant, Angie. She hated your attitude.

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