What You Said During S*x vs. What You Should Have Said During S*x

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 24th June 2015
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2. Be careful of insults

These are much better ways to dealing with a big butt or smelly genitals.

3. Never say a name if your not 100% sure

Try using baby, honey, sugar ...

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4. When getting kinky tread lightly

Tell her she is beautiful in the candlelight before you intend to scald her with the wax.

5. Never ever say she reminds you of your mom

Even if you love your mom to the moon and back, and she knows how much you love her, never say it. Never.