Where Has The Time Gone? These Tragic Pictures From 2006 Prove That 10 Years Is A Lifetime

#1 Paris Hilton

The sex tape sensation is at the top of her game and even has the endorsement of fish from all over the world when she introduces her perfume. Save yourself some cash and just dab juice from a tuna can on your neck.

#2 Elisabeth Hasselbeck

The former Survivor all-star's only purpose on The View is to make Rosie O'Donnell look like the smart one.

#3 Taylor Lautner

Just a young boy, Taylor had to use 2 bottles of gel each day to spike his wolf-like hair.

#4 Snakes On A Plane

Samuel Jackson got no Oscar nomination for his amazing performance after spewing out the classic line, "I want these muthafuckin' snakes off this muthafuckin' PLANE!"

#5 Carrot Top

We all just fell in love with the comic when he sported a crop top and shaved pubes. But it was his drastic facial surgery and botox that made the Vegas performer a sex symbol.

#6 Connie Chung

She performed on top of a piano wearing a slinky dress on the final episode of her news show making a mockery of the sterling reputation her husband worked so hard to earn.

#7 Clay Aiken

Just before Idol and his run for political office, Aiken sported a brown suit, silky tie, and a "can I please talk to the manager" haircut.

#8 Perez Hilton

The slob made his name by being the very first to start a blog about celebs and doodle on their pictures with nasty comments. Too bad we didn't think of it first!

#9 Zac Efron

Holy sheet.. this was the hunky superstar just 10 years ago. Living proof that Disney DID make a few wholesome performers. From High School Musical to Baywatch, he's all grown up!

#10 Taylor Hicks

If this is the best singer America can come up with in a nationwide talent search, it's time to just give up on new music forever. It's as if someone threw Kenny Rogers and Air Supply into a blender, then threw what little talent was there away and kept the hair and awkward dancing.

#11 The Zune

Remember Microsoft's ZUNE? Nobody does. Watch out Apple! The Zune is great! And finally, a portable audio device that comes in a lovely shade of shit brown!

#12 Michael Richards

Say it isn't so Kramer! A comedy routine about hanging black men upside down and putting forks in their asses is not only offensive, it's pretty damn creepy.

#13 Brooke Hogan

This truly chilling picture of Brooke Hogan and her "blinged out" grille and stunner shades on the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was spectacular. But seriously, who the hell is she?

#14 Lindsay Lohan

She was the talk of Hollywood, but not for her acting, that had already begun to fade away as she went from jail to rehab over and over again. You know you're out of control when Paris Hilton has to pull your legs closed.

#15 Suri Cruise

The last baby to get this much press attention was Damien. Well, at least we know Tom Cruise isn't weird anymore now that he has a kid.

#16 Billy Ray Cyrus

If you looked up the word douchebag you saw this picture. Why he is holding two packages of men's underwear is unknown, but it probably has something to do with Miley.

#17 Madonna

The Vatican was outraged at MADONNA for hanging from a cross in concert. But that's like if the black community wanted to excommunicate MICHAEL JACKSON. He's already left!

#18 Justin Timberlake

Just before he brought sexy back, he brought douchey back with that fedora and also his entire wardrobe. Good thing he finally decided to bring sexy back, because it was getting tough without it.

#19 Chris Hemsworth

Wow.. remember when Chris just rocked his solid Meg Ryan haircut from When Harry Met Sally? Thumbs up!

#20 Dick Cheney

Finally, we must recall the politicians. Between LAURA BUSH's old car accident, DICK CHENEY's hunting misfire that put his friend in the hospital after he shot him in the face, JOHN WALKER JR.'s mowing down a cop in an SUV, and the DUBYA-sponsored wars, this is one helluva lethal extended family. We were waiting for MARY CHENEY to club a baby seal!

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