#1 Help With Dinner?
Geez. . . it's the husband's way of cleverly saying he is senseless when it comes to cooking, so therefore never ask..
#2 Opps. . . He Forgot!
Husbands are good at "fixing" things, and that means fixing up a situations when he "forgets"..
#3 Fast Food For Lunch
He figures, it's easy and fast to pack, you won't need to cook it and it's low-fat. . . ALL that's needed is for you to open it. Did he pack a can opener?
#4 Xmas Light Decorations
His aesthetics are way different from yours. . . Remember he's a dude first before being your husband.
#5 Husband's Fashion Sense
And you wonder why you clothes shop for him? This is proof, he's still stuck in the 80s!
#6 Berry Shopping..
He figures raspberries are red and blueberries are blue. . . Chore DONE.
#7 Pack Water Please?
He figured it would be cute? Nope, he didn't figure it out at all..
#8 Grocery Shopping
Omg. . . what is with that itty-bitty tiny potato? Okay, that's what's served-up on his dinner plate tonite.
#9 His Awesome Humor
Point well taken, especially when he uses his sense of humor, right? Right! That's why you married him!
#10 Dirty Clothes..
One thing is certain, they have no clue about the dirty clothes hamper, but they sure know how to agree with you. Passive aggressiveness works like a charm. You're still married, right?
