Why Is The Internet Totally Cracking Up On Dan Bilzerian's Picture Will Totally Surprise You
By
Shehzad in
Bizarre
On 7th August 2016
This totally rich guy, surrounded by girls and guns all time, has been an Instagram sensation since forever. His life is something many men just can dream of having. With the kind of uproar that every picture he uploads on the social media makes, some things create a buzz for an entirely different reason.
And while we completely are thrilled with the kind of wonders that Dan Bilzerian's life is made of, the purpose of this post supports that "entirely different reason." And here's where I leave you with this story of a lifetime. See for yourself, what the hell is wrong with him in this picture.
#1 It looks like a usual Dan kind of a picture
A lot of girls, water, flimsy t-shits, guys in shots. Doing the 'normal' Dan things!
#2 But you know what, it wasn't a normal picture at all.
A closer look will tell you exactly what I am talking about.
#3 What where how? And what is that butt doing here??
I will break it to you, I promise on the next picture.
#4 Oh It is a shocker, believe me.
Okay I'm not telling you the joke till I am sure you are ready to take it. Because it might really shake you to the core.
I guess now is the time..
#5 Can you see it already?
Stop focussing on those hot girls for once and focus. Do you see it now? Tell me if you do.
#6 So Mr. Bilzerian doesn't know that photoshop repercussions could do this to him and his legs.
What he needs to do now is fire all those guys who manage his social media accounts. "Photoshopping pictures" comes with its own repercussions and all his managers need to know that. Or what can I say, maybe Dan has been skipping the Leg day at the gym for too long.
And I come bearing examples.
#7 Like in this picture. Someone needs to do something about this.
Oh Dan. What's up with your legs? Don't miss your leg day just too often.
#8 All's good with almost all his pictures, expect the lower half.
All we need to tell him is that it is time to grow up and do legs atleast once a week.