Woman Messages People She Met In Dublin Bars And The Replies Are Jaw-Dropping

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Victoria Trocino is an American who has spent the last few summers in Dublin, Ireland. Along the way, she'd met a host of interesting (drunk) characters, and had built up quite a collection of numbers.

As she explained in her blog post: "We've all been thereit's a tale as old as time: we go out, we have fun, we meet someone who is engaging, funny, flirty, andtotally drunk.

"We dance and maybe kiss at one point but we both know it's not going anywhere, so we exchange numbers as a formality and leave with our respective friends, never to speak to that person again.

"Like I'm sure a ton of us do, I now have a contact list FILLED with first names or code names of random guys I've met out."

So what did she decide to do? What any reasonable person would do: message them a happy Valentine's day, of course

#2 First to respond was the ever-dependable Niall:

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Next was ‘Penguin Erector'. Huh? Victoria explains: "The name behind Penguin Erector is a story itself. But basically, this guy told me he worked the penguin exhibit at the Dublin Zoo. He claimed his job title was Penguin Erector which, according to him, meant he had the duty of picking up the penguins and placing them upright if they fell over."

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Seriously, LinkedIn is totally the least sexy of all the social medias. Shame on you, penguin erector. As Victoria concurs: "First of all, wasn't aware we were making a professional connection! Second of all, why does a "Penguin Erector" need a LinkedIn? Third of all, someone PLEASE find his "new lady" and send him this post because the Penguin Erector needs to be STOPPED, now.

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Victoria writes: "So not only did Ryan get right back into it and try to woo me back, but he confused me for some other Victoria with "yellow hair and big tits" (FYI Ryan it's called blonde hair), and THEN he wanted to dive right into the most embarrassing political question an American could receive right now."

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