Women Reveal The Shittest Pickup Lines That Actually Worked On Them

#1 (Tall) guy looked me (tall girl) up and down then drawled “Couple-a tall timbers like you and me could really start a forest fire.” He was henceforth known as Tall Timbers.

This guy tried telling me he had a magic watch, a watch that could tell me what color panties I was wearing. Of course, I knew he was feeding me a line but I played along because I thought he was cute. I asked him what his magical watch was saying. He proceeded to tap the face of the watch and say his watch must be fast because it is saying that I don't have any panties on.

I told a guy I liked his shirt. He said ‘it will look better on you when you wake up wearing it tomorrow'.

#2 If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. He said it out of the blue and I burst out laughing.

Watched my friend successfully use: "hey baby, are you an avocado? Because you're the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside"

I don't know if this counts, but a guy's Tinder bio had "times new Roman in the streets, wingding in the sheets" and me, being a graphic designer, thought it was fucking hilarious and I swiped right. He wasn't kidding, either.

#3 One time as I rounded a corner I ran smack into some dude….. As in bounce-off-each-other.

I was all confused and embarrassed, and as I backed up I stammered,"I'm sorry!" He stepped back also, and after looking me up and down he said, grinning, "you're not sorryyou're FINE!"

"You have the most attractive hands I've ever seen"

#4 “your skin would make a beautiful lampshade”

Girl came up to me and put her arms around me as I walked into a bar and said "I'm a nymphomaniac, what are you going to do about it?"

"I ran out of options, so hi?"

#5 “Are you stalking me or something?”

Points at crotch. You gonna eat that?

#6 “Hey, girl. Know what this shirt’s made out of?” and I felt his shirt, and said “Cotton.” He replied “No, boyfriend material.”

"Want to meet my dog?"

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.