The only way to get through work is to meme about it because the only other alternative is to cry. Full disclosure: We also cried.
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Every time I wish upon a star
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What if I pressed send on that email in my drafts?
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7am: Tears 9am: Fake Smile 5pm: Tears
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Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
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Please don't talk to me. I'm held together by a thread.
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Coworkers are not friends.
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Money can sure as hell buy spaghetti
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All I do is stare at Netflix for hours.
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It's a vicious cycle
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It's all gonna be okay when we retire right? right?
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Work smarter, not harder. Actually, take a nap instead.
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I dare you to fire me.
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We should be allowed to challenge one colleague to a duel when they pull this shit.
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I only feel well after 5pm.
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You're really in it now, Karen.
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They really got us cornered with this work thing.
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Only 3 more days to go.
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Morning people need to speak amongst themselves.
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My corporate shell is a well-crafted mannequin.
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Bros let bros sleep
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Never do too well at work. It's not the flex you think it is.
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Future me can deal with those problems
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Watch me do this unironically and get fired.
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My talents as the office ray of sunshine are really undervalued.
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Brain = off Ask someone else.
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