Would These Bathroom Signs Distract You?

#1 Cupcake

The only time a sign in a bathroom will make you hungry

Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this fishing pole?

Newspaper Flush9/10 But you can flush the National Enquirer without a care!

I WISH bacon flew out of those things instead of that lame gust of wind that always leaves my hands damp.

Thanks to this sign, I have a new nickname for my "situation" down there.

By the looks of this sign, I guess FUN isn't allowed in this particular bathroom.

This sign has taught me that ALL women sit in pools of urine. The more you know

I know it's correct, but the Italic font makes it come across as pretentious.

Nothing gets the stream a'flowing quite like a wall full of ladies chuckling at your junk.

Over The Top7/10 Uh, is this encouraged? I don't see one of those Ghostbuster circles