Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat my neck broke just thinking about her.
Yo mama is so fat when she walked by the tv I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo Mama's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?