You Have To Start Using These Brittish Curses!

By Teresa Thomerson in Funny On 29th April 2016
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#1 A Drunk; Alcoholic; Lush

Proper usage: "My Uncle is a giant tosspot!"

#2 Scrotum; stupid or annoying person

Deriving from Scotland, the proper usage would be as such: "Look you fuckin' bawbag, you are about as useful as a tit with no nipple."

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#3 Fool, Idiot, Dumbass, Clueless.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

#4 Manhood, Penis, Dick, Cock

She's a one for that spunk trumpet

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#5 Bastard, Fucker, Fuck Up

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

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#6 AKA The fucktard.

Skyler Hanks is a fuck nugget.

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#7 A completely worthless individual

He never does anything, he's just a piss stain.

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#8 Someone full of crap.

Donald Trump is a shitpouch.

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#9 Bye Felicia!

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#10 Pain in the Ass, Asshole.

You're such an arsebadger.

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#11 Dickhead, dumbass,

She's a twatface.

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#12 Cunt, Fag, Bitch

Man, Daniel is just a jizzmonger.

#13 Yet another one for dickhead.

Come up with a good one, jeb end?