You Won't Believe The Trashiest Tweets Ever Posted On Twitter

#1 Geez, take the compliment.

Believe it or not, the vagina actually elongates to accommodate the penis when sexually aroused. If not aroused, you hit the cervix because the average depth of a vagina is only 3 to 4 inches compared to the average American males 5.6 inch penis length.

#2 TMI!

Well, at least we know that she was happy getting that way!

#3 I think she's a bit confused.

However, she might actually be on to something. Men's fertility rates drop with a lack of sleep. Just depends on how late she's keeping him up!

#4 Wow, who needs to keep up with sex partners these days!

Yet, this actually isn't as simple as it seems. Sperm can actually take 3 days to impregnate a woman. It's not an exact science.

#5 Who's an emotional wreck? I think we know!

#6 Sweetie... that's illegal. Way to shout it to the cops!

Just for a first-time offense you can get a $2500 Fine and a 12-Month jail sentence.

#7 Yeah, that's smart. I bet your mom NEVER sees that picture!

#8 Classy, Kanye. Trying hard to keep a cover up, much?

#9 This is just wrong on so many levels!

#10 Some of these people just makes your head hurt.

#11 Rosa Parks.... and one would think you would have sympathy for a fellow minority.

#12 Eiffel! Does that look like it FOLDS!

#13 Did you charge for that or were you just high?

#14 Stop putting it out and you would have to murder your babies!