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#1 Hi!
#2 You gonna help us or just stand there?
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#3 Well, hello there, ladies!
#4 Mmm… Let’s see how my stocks are doing today
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#5 Where’s the cake?
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#6 I should probably buy a jet ski…
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#7 Best decision. Ever!
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#8 Faster, dude, faster!
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#9 They definitely can’t see me now
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#10 Now… All I need is a TV…
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#11 Shakesbear: to bear or not to bear?
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#12 Just having a drink with the guys after work
#13 I regret nothing!
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#14 Well, she clearly likes me…
#15 I am skipping kindergarten today!
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#16 I said no photos today!
#17 Wow, is it noon already?
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#18 OMG your boots are PRECIOUS!
#19 Oh please…
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#20 Look at all this fish… All mine! All mine!
#21 What do I have to do to get a beer around here?
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#22 Oh YES, that’s the spot!
#23 You gonna help me push or you just take pictures?
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#24 Worst. Pool. Ever.
#25 I’m sexy and I know it!
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#26 Just me in Alaska #beautiful #eyes #nomakeup #nofilter
#27 Easy, lemme fix this
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#28 Facepalm
#29 Taking a moment to reflect this weekend
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#30 I bet you can’t do this without 4 years of yoga practice
#31 So… you skipping classes too?
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#32 You must be that tall to go for a dive
