10 Choosing Beggars That Met Karma Swiftly

He took reverse pickpocket on the skill tree.

"A man walked into a Lousiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15"

Congratulations, you played yourself.

"Asked my baby momma for $500 a month to help with my son since she said she wasn't ready to raise a child and gave up custody. She told me "I ain't giving you sh*t" took her to court and they said based on her income I'm getting $1750 a month."

Retail workers deal karma on a daily basis

"This lady at Jamba Juice just cut me in line and the worker saw so when it was my time to order he goes "CONGRATS you were the 18th customer today!! You get a free drink of choice!" Omfg...her face"

When life gives you lemons...

"FSU tailgate tonight saw a girl drop two tickets. I got her attention and she rudely said she had a bf. Guess whose seats I'm in."

When you just have to be right

"When I worked at HyVee, a guy brought up the biggest damn zucchini I'd ever seen. Rang it up as a cucumber for 88 cents each.

"Are you a f*cking idiot?! That's a zucchini, you f*cking moron"

Apologize, and switch it to a zucchini, which are by the pound, coming out to $7.42"

Someone needs to check influencer privilege and they're doing it one ice cream at a time.

"We've decided to make this thing official with signage. we truly don't care if you're an influencer, or how many followers you have. We will never give you free ice cream in exchange for a post on your social media page. It's literally a $4 item...well now it's $8 for you. #InfluencersAreGross"

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

"I came out to my family as LGBT a couple years ago, they were incredibly ashamed of me and told me not to tell anyone. I told them I won't come out if they payed [sic] me $500.

and then came out anyways."

Imagine taking advantage of someone's generosity.

This woman thought employees don't talk to one another and managed to turn her discount into full price with one lie.

Don't negotiate with someone who's going to be sticking a needle into your skin

Why do people already getting a discount try their luck further?

Choosing beggars always manage to ruin their odds

This one managed to turn a 5% discount into a 25% increase. Cue Benny Hill music.