Crazyness #1
Why can't the house clean itself. It seems to get dirty itself.
Crazyness #2
I did a push-up today. Well, Actually I fell down, but I had to use my my arms to get back up, so... close enough, now I need chocolate.
Crazyness #3
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me.. I'll train you.
Crazyness #4
2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody know it.
Crazyness #5
I am a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit. You're going first.
Crazyness #6
I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.
Crazyness #7
Do you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Crazyness #8
OMG, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left.
Crazyness #9
I have never seen a tombstone that said, 'Died because I didn't forward a message to ten people'
Crazyness #10
I'm not crazy I'm just special!!
......no, wait.... maybe I'm crazy
...one second....
I have to talk to myself about this one,
...hold on.....
