Curiosity killed the cat and perhaps that is the reason why many don't find the courage to ask what they really want to know. And what questions are more curious than those about the opposite gender?
Here we bring to you ten honest questions that any girl would want to ask a guy but is too shy to actually say it out loud. Let me whisper it all in your ears!
We don't live our entire lives with an erection, and if it does happen involuntary while we are sleeping on our stomachs, with a little adjustment it will run parallel to the mattress. Thanks for your concern.
Most of the time they are in a comfortable, contained position in our underwear and not just Swinging Low Sweet Chariot. However, we have no control over where they are. If they decides to go east or west, we have to reposition. So I apologise on behalf of all men to the women who have to witness this Oh and before you ask, no, we don't sit on our balls.
SERIOUSLY?!
We've all tried it and it's safe to say, NO! It's really difficult to aim, especially if there is a split stream.' This basically means two streams that travel in different directions. Sometimes (and only sometimes in desperation), we have to sit pretty. And no, you can't bend an erect penis. It'll break so please do NOT try this.
It feels great. Jealous much?
Well, I'm sure the question would go a bit like ‘Why do you wear such weird underwear' if we wore G-strings or underwear with frilly bits. So keeping them simple is less awkward for both of us.
I imagine that child birth feels similar. Imagine someone slapping your breasts as hard as they can and then multiply that by ten.
We don't. You just don't see us do it.
No heavier than your long flowing locks do.
I've never stuck my fingers in an apple pie but actually yes, that sounds about right. But hopefully you are actually attracted to the apple pie. PLUS it has boobs.
