10 Funny And Inspiring Quotes From SpongeBob Square Pants That Will Leave You Laughing

#1 Relying on yourself only

SpongeBob, “Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”

#2 Never disrespect your guest

Mr. Krabs, “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

#3 Being a great friend

SpongeBob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?”

Patrick Star: “Wait for you to come back.”

#4 The force of mind

Patrick Star: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

#5 When you are secretly glad of someone's absence

Squidward: “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”

#6 The realization of who you truly are

SpongeBob: “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”

#7 Fighting gender norms

Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.”

SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!”

#8 Being a friend in need

SpongeBob: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend… Then it would just be alright.”

#9 Always up for earning more cash

Mr. Krabs: “A five letter word for happiness…money.”

#10 Dealing dumb people like a pro

Patrick Star: “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(starts drooling).”