10 Haircuts that should never EVER see the light of day again!
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 11th January 2015
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#1 The Cotton Candy
#2 The New Wonka
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#3 The Angry New Wonka
#4 The Man Bangs
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#5 Regular Bangs
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#6 The Kid From Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Going On
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#7 The Mackle-Less
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#8 The My Beard-Maze Has Hella Boobytraps And Secret Portals In It, There’s No Way You Can Finish It. On An Unrelated Note Did You Know Boobytrap Spelled Backwards Is Partyboob? I Didn’t Until Today And It Totally Changed Everything For Me
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#9 The One Ring To Rule Them All
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#10 The If I Ever Get Out Of Here I Tell You Where I’d Go. Zihuatanejo, Mexico. Little Place Right On The Pacific. You Know What The Mexicans Say About The Pacific? They Say It Has No Memory. That’s Where I’d Like To Finish Out My Life, Red. A Warm Place With No Memory. Open A Little Hotel Right On The Beach. Buy Some Worthless Old Boat and Fix It Up Like New. Take My Guests Out Charter Fishing. Whatever Mistakes I Made I’ve Paid For And Then Some. That Hotel And That Boat … I Don’t Think It’s Too Much To Want. To Look At The Stars Just After Sunset. Touch The Sand. Wade In The Water. Feel Free … I Guess It Comes Down To A Simple Choice, Really. Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
