10 Honest Couples Share The Strangest Thing They Do In Private

#1 By BeyondKaos

"To get each other's attention, or just as a greeting, we say "Meep" to each other and through text. One time I woke her up by saying Meep in my sleep."

#2 By Captain_Aids

"My wife always talks about my nipples. She calls them Roni's...because you know, they are pepperoni shaped.

Also, I tuck her into bed pretty much every night. We call this "Tucks".

We goof around so much, that it could get dangerous if we are on steps. So we've created a rule that we refer to as "No horseplay by the steps". I don't know where this started, but I think we were trying to tickle each other, and I was too close to the steps.

And when me and the wife are home alone, she hides around the house. The other day, she made it seem like she was going upstairs to the bathroom while I took care of something in the kitchen. It turns out she decided to hide under the dining room table. When I went back to sit down I kept feeling something touching my legs. I looked down and saw nothing. I just brushed it off thinking it was the tablecloth on the table. This happened a couple of more times, and I still didn't notice it. When I realized my wife hadn't returned, I called out her name, and then she started giggling from underneath the table. It scared the heck out of me."

#3 By Shostakovich22

"Our middle son has a little basketball hoop that hangs on to the top of his bedroom door. When he is sleeping, we'll often bring it in our room and have a dunk contest. We'll jump from the bed and dunk the ball into the hoop. Whoever has the best dunk wins. We have gotten injured doing this, but it's fun.

We also like to make up elaborate stories when people ask us weird questions in public. Our youngest son is a different race than us and our older two sons, so we have had people come up to us to ask if all the kids are ours. Sometimes my wife will say, "Nope. I found them all on the street on my way here. I decided to scoop them up and bring them shopping with me. Please don't call the cops." Additionally, if I have all the kids by myself and someone ask if I am giving my wife a break, I'll sometimes say, "Nope, she's dead. Thanks for bringing that up in front of my kids." It probably makes us horrible people, but we like seeing how people react."

#4 By dariaXmorgendorffer

"We have separate queen size beds that we pushed together into one massive bed. That way we can take up as much space as we want when we sleep and we have our own blankets, or we can roll over 4 or 5 times to see each other."

#5 By LameImpalas

"Not together anymore but my last boyfriend and I would pretend to be on a really awkward first date if we were bored and at a quiet restaurant. We would form our characters over the course of the meal by asking the basic questions and giving made up contradictory answers so if anyone were listening in they might find a lead singer of a satanic metal band on a date with the daughter of a priest, trying to impress each other."

#6 By BelliimiTravler

"I read to her every night. She falls asleep within 10 minutes, I on the other hand, continue reading, get excited, keep reading and have trouble falling asleep.

I won't stop though. I love this girl so much."

#7 By chocolate787

"We pretend to be siblings at parties where we don't know many people and talk it up throughout the night. We'll start doing weird things like talking cutesy or flirting with each other, then finish it off by just making out and shocking everyone. It's loads of fun."

#8 By Bolland23

"We work different hours and our sleeping schedules are different during the week so she wakes me up at least twice a week normally at 2-3am to have sex. Its like I sleep 4 hours get woken up to have sex then go back to bed for 4 hours. My friends I tell this to find it very strange."

#9 By BatsShadow

"We take most of our showers together. There is rarely any sexiness. It's just a time for us to talk and spend time together."

#10 By Beverages_

"When we're kissing sometimes we blow into each other's mouths really hard."