10 Of The Worst First Timers

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 18th July 2014
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#1: Crushed car

A businessman in Quanzhou, China was out to impress a young woman with a drive in the country on their first date. Instead, he got stuck behind two giant lorry trucks. When the first truck stopped suddenly, a huge container slipped off the second, crushing the Audi convertible with the couple inside(neither were hurt).

#2: This kid who tried to skateboard

Hey, not everyone is a pro. It does take special skills and balance.Â

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#3: Bus Driver Drives into a House on His First Route

Frances Artey drove his first in-service bus for the Worcester Regional Transit Authority into a house. The house had to be demolished and Artey was charged with negligent driving.Â

#4: Reporter fired on the first day

Kristopher J. Brooks was so excited about being hired as a reporter for The Delaware News-Journal that he decided to make up a phony press release to share the news with family and friends. He posted the announcement on his blog.The newspaper responded by firing him before his first day on the job, citing the above "infractions" for his dismissal.

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#5: First kiss

Christian couple Ryan and Shanna vowed to wait for everything until after they were married, including their first kiss. They now have what is widely considered to be the most awkward first kiss ever... which was caught on camera for a reality show, of course!

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#6: Heathcare.gov Launch is a Total Failure

When you have USA trying to access one site, what did you expect? People were so over it with the site crashing and so on that only 6 people went through with registering.

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#7: Man Stages an Attack on a First Date to Impress a Woman

Jeffery Tyler Siegel from Jonesboro, Arkansas wanted to impress a girl he had the hots for. On their first date, he arranged for a friend to pretend to attack the couple while they were walking in the woods so that he could come to her rescue and be deemed a hero. Not surprisingly, it didn't turn out well.

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#8: The woman who wanted to do a dive

Diving is so graceful. You can do so much in the air only to make a little spash. However, it takes tme to learn so in the meantime most of us do a belly flop.

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#9: Trader Caught Cooking the Books on His First Day

Richard Lee tried to manipulate his bonus payouts on his first day. He was caught within the first three hours by an in-house computer algorithm.Â

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#10: Worst box office opening ever

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure was supposed to be a smash at the box office, coming from the same people who brought the Teletubbies to America. Instead, the $20 million film opened to $601,545 with a per screen average of $278. Those are the lowest opening figures for a movie in wide release ever.