So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride. Here are a few common fart reactions we know all too well…
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1. Pride
That was a truly epic fart. And you made it all by yourself. Rock on!
2. Enjoyment
It's natural to love the scent of your own gas.
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3. Glee
Especially common with farts that sound like trumpets.
4. Bashfulness
Oh myyyyy I tooted.
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5. Pleasure
Yeah baby, yeah.
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6. Disgust
What kind of beast am I?
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7. Denial
Is that mine? Please God don't let anyone notice.
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8. Confusion
What the hell could I possibly have eaten to cause that smell?!
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9. Shock
Wow. Didn't feel that one coming.
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10. Extreme Embarrassment
Everyone knows I farted and I will never show my face in public again.
