Nothing screams "UNEMPLOYABLE!" like a tattoo on one's face
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#1 These are all porn websites tattooed on his face.
Doesn't this guy realize that most of these websites wont last a fraction as long as the tattoos?
#2 These are probably from the places that fired him.
McDonald's and Burger King are going to duke it out on his right hand, there.
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#3 Aren't you a little monster?
Not only does this fella have a horrible pair of face tattoos, but you can pretty much guarantee he's got an ulcer coming, too.
#4 You've got to be a world class rapper to pull this one off.
Apparently Gucci Mane got this tattoo to express how he lives his life: "Icy cold... I'm so icy, I'll make ya say Brr."
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#5 Just because it worked for Gucci Mane doesn't mean it'll work for you too.
Maybe she could get a gig at an ice cream parlor?
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#6 You, sir, are no Hank Williams Jr.
Hank Williams Jr might need to add a new line to his song: "If I get stoned and [facial tattooed] all night long, it's a family tradition!"
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#7 The devil's in the details.
Maybe this guy can get a full time job bargaining for people's souls.
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#8 Yes, you have a question?
Oh, just showing off your classy tattoo again.
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#9 This guy could work at a senior center.
He could be the live-in checkers board.
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#10 Why'd you have to go and make three beautiful things into something that makes us all squirm in our seats?
Don't let the boss see this one or any of these!
