10 Ways Semen Will Make Your Life Better– #6 Will Blow Your Mind!
#1 Moisturizer
One of the main ingredients inside semen is spermine, an anti-oxidant that is notorious for reversing the aging process. The benefits include the smoothing of wrinkles and a renewed firmness of skin. This "miracle cream" also helps fight off acne. The uses of semen as moisturizer is so beneficial that a Norwegian company called Bioforskning decided to start selling a sperm based facial for $250 a bottle! Insane!
#2 Anti-depressant for Women
This natural cure sadness works when mood altering hormones are absorbed through the vaginal walls. This concept was quite controversial up until a study was conducted in 2002 to prove it's benefits. It showed that women directly exposed to semen on a regular basis claimed to be less depressed.
#3 Hair Health
It's said that rubbing sperm in your hair as shampoo can rejuvenate damaged cells. Doing this can result in hair that is naturally shiny with an abundance of volume. Do it for the beauty, baby!
#4 It’s a superfood!
You think having a protein shake is healthy? With vitamins and minerals such as ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, and zinc, swallowing a man's ejaculate as beneficial as the healthiest breakfast. If you're brave enough, you can even add it to meals for a great vitamin boost. Who needs those gross multivitamins in the morning when you can just have a shot of semen?
#5 It protects your Immune System
Making love at least twice a week can protect the body from illness. A release of immunoglobulin A is the reason for this; it helps the body fight off viruses and infections. Also, it is said that men that ejaculate about four to five times a week have a reduced risk of prostate cancer.
#6 Mouthwash
Rinsing your mouth with semen seems a little unnatural, but the proteins inside the spermine help strengthen your enamel and whiten your teeth. Forget baking soda, sperm is said to have faster results that last LONGER. Time to change out the toothpaste.
#7 Wards off Morning Sickness
According to biologists, the body initially rejects pregnancy because of the presence of the foreign sperm inside of the woman, making her vomit. By ingesting her partners sperm, it is said to slow the effect of this rejection process by getting the body used to the semen. This results is less morning sickness as well as an easier pregnancy with less complications. It is suggested that the father's sperm is the viable solution, and that if another man's semen is used, there is a likelihood of miscarriage.
#8 It helps you sleep!
When inseminated into the vagina or swallowed, sperm releases melatonin which is the chemical that induces sleep and relaxation. So if you're looking for a good night's sleep, just have some intercourse! It's said to work better than over the counter sleep aids.
#9 It lowers a woman’s Blood Pressure
Swallowing a man's ejaculation on a regular basis is said to lower your blood pressure. In pregnant woman, swallowing semen helps prevent preeclampsia, which is a condition that causes her blood pressure to become dramatically and abnormally high.
#10 It’s a Natural Fire Extinguisher
Polytechnic University of Turin is researching the effects of sperm on clothing. Apparently the sperm acts as a flame retardant and is an environmentally friendly way to protect clothing from open flame. Since this is just a concept in the making, I wouldn't suggest coating all your clothing in semen yet, even if it's "just in case".
