103-year-old Priest On A Quest To Lose His Virginity Before Departing From This World

While cutting the cake on his 103rd birthday, this century-old priest expressed his desire to lose his virginity before dying. “He has done so much for us and our community, we may as well help him dip his wick once in his life,” says his great-nephew, Anthony Atkins.

This priest, who is 103-years-old, wants to lose his virginity before dying

This priest named Barnum Atkins, who is 103-years-old wished on his birthday to lose his virginity before departing from this world. Barnum never had an intimate relationship with a woman before and thinks of this as a regret.

The family of the century-old man says Barnum wants to get this burden off his chest before dying.

The World News Daily reported that after blowing out the 103 candles on his birthday cake the old man expressed his desire to “get laid” for the first and most probably the last time.

Barnum Atkins

The family was surprised by this wish and decided to do everything in their power to fulfill his wish

“Let’s just say it took us by surprise,” admits his niece, Laura Atkins, as she spoke to reporters “We did not expect this at all! But when he told us, we gave ourselves the mission to do everything in our power to fulfill his wish.”

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The great-nephew of the old man says it's time to return the favor

“He has done so much for us and our community, we may as well help him dip his wick once in his life” acknowledges his great-nephew, Anthony Atkins.

It's not easy to find a sexual partner for a century-old man hence the family faced quite some hurdles

“In Big Horn, we’ve got tons of horny women, but escorts don’t grow on trees!” another relative, 24-year-old Johnny Atkins said. “There is only one prostitute in town, but she just won’t have sex with the old geezer, even for $200, she won’t give him a blowjob”

One woman, however, agreed to do the favors but would take no less than 600$ for her services.

“There is a woman living out in Owl Creek, a few hundred miles out of here, but she’s charging us 600$ and that doesn’t include transportation, lodging, and food,” claims another family member.

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The poor family don't have much choice but to go for it

“And we don’t know how long the sex is going to last, over $600 for 30 seconds of pleasure is a heck of a price to pay!” he acknowledges. “But hey, we don’t really have a choice!”

Barnum Atkins remained single his whole life. He served as a priest and finally pastor of the Saint John the Baptist Church for over 53 years that is from 1926 to 1979.

“We’re just afraid the old man’s heart won’t survive the banging, but hey, it’s a risk worth taking,” he admits with concern.

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