Birthdays invite any a**hole you've ever met to throw down their two cents on what your aging means to them. Here are a few of the texts that might make you wish for a new phone number.
advertisement
#2 The Unknown Number
#3 The Desperate Detail Seeker
advertisement
#4 The Ex
#5 The Soon-to-be Your Ex
advertisement
#6 The Longwinded Parent
advertisement
#7 The Clueless Person Who Gave You Life
advertisement
#8 The Gift of Apology
advertisement
#9 The Unwelcome Reminder
advertisement
#10 The Lazy Bird Getting The Worm
advertisement
#11 The Darkest Timeline
advertisement
#12 The Ultimate Bait And Switch
