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#1 "Is it still there?"
#2 "Must you photograph my shame?"
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#3 "What are your intentions with that faucet, human!?"
#4 "When you said you had a treat for me, this is not what I had in mind."
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#5 "I don’t know how to give you the finger, so I’m just gonna stick my tongue out instead."
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#6 " If you let me out right now, I promise I'll never follow you into the bathroom again."
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#7 "Does this tub make my butt look fat?"
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#8 "Please, don't make me go back in there!"
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#9 " Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse..."
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#10 "My paw...you've ruined it."
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#11 "If you try that again, so help me..."
