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#1
"Enjoy those beer shits because you're not going anywhere anytime soon."
#2
"My spot. Mine."
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#3
"This show is so good, too bad you can't see it."
#4
"Can you hurry up? It's five minutes past my dinner time."
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#5
"Oh, is that your head? It was so soft I figured it was a pillow."
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#6
"I hate you."
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#7
"Is light good or bad for a headache? I can't remember."
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#8
"The second I'm sure you're asleep I'm sticking my poo-covered paws right in your mouth."
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#9
"Oh, you drank too much? Sounds like a ‘you' problem."
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#10
"Ohhh, pizza is for eating? Well, now it's for sleeping. Bye."
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#11
"Were you drinking this? Hope you like the taste of kitty litter, bitch."
