11 Crazy Things Everyone is Guilty of in New Relationships!
By
Waleed Raza in
Funny
On 7th April 2015
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#1 Incessantly talking to your friends about them.
DID I TELL YOU THAT HE WATCHES THE WALKING DEAD, TOO?!?!
#2 Marking down the day you started talking.
And the first time you went on a date. And the first time you kissed.
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#3 Spending nearly 25 minutes saying good-bye to each other because both of you refuse to be the first to hang up.
So Have a good night! And a good day tomorrow! And a good weekend! See you later. Or maybe soon. OK, bye!
#4 Showering more than you’ve showered in months because you want to make sure your skin smells intoxicating at all times.
You can't SWEAT yet.
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#5 Texting everyone you’ve ever talked to just to say the words “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
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#6 And uploading more pics than usual because you’re so damn proud that you have someone new to pose with!
HELLO, HI, YES, THIS IS MY BOO. BE JEALOUS.
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#7 Holding hands until you physically cannot anymore because your palms are dripping with sweat.
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#8 Spending over 15 minutes conducting the perfect good-night text.
Sweet dreams about me!!! lol jk, about basketball."
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#9 Planning out surprises, even if it’s just to surprise them with a Chipotle burrito.
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#10 Sipping half of your drink, and immediately texting them about how much you like them.
I likeee you SoOOooOoooOo much!!!!
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#11 Thinking of the most random conversation topics just because you don’t want the conversation to end.
MY FAVORITE IS GOUDA!
