11 Crazy Things Everyone is Guilty of in New Relationships!

By Waleed Raza in Funny On 7th April 2015
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#1 Incessantly talking to your friends about them.

DID I TELL YOU THAT HE WATCHES THE WALKING DEAD, TOO?!?!

#2 Marking down the day you started talking.

And the first time you went on a date. And the first time you kissed.

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#3 Spending nearly 25 minutes saying good-bye to each other because both of you refuse to be the first to hang up.

So Have a good night! And a good day tomorrow! And a good weekend! See you later. Or maybe soon. OK, bye!

#4 Showering more than you’ve showered in months because you want to make sure your skin smells intoxicating at all times.

You can't SWEAT yet.

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#5 Texting everyone you’ve ever talked to just to say the words “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”

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#6 And uploading more pics than usual because you’re so damn proud that you have someone new to pose with!

HELLO, HI, YES, THIS IS MY BOO. BE JEALOUS.

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#7 Holding hands until you physically cannot anymore because your palms are dripping with sweat.

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#8 Spending over 15 minutes conducting the perfect good-night text.

Sweet dreams about me!!! lol jk, about basketball."

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#9 Planning out surprises, even if it’s just to surprise them with a Chipotle burrito.

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#10 Sipping half of your drink, and immediately texting them about how much you like them.

I likeee you SoOOooOoooOo much!!!!

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#11 Thinking of the most random conversation topics just because you don’t want the conversation to end.

MY FAVORITE IS GOUDA!