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#1 "I hate this outfit."
Whether your inner thighs are rubbing together because you wore shorts or your boobs hurt because you forgot to put on a sports bra, some part of your outfit is uncomfortable.
#2 "Is this burn feeling normal?"
Either you're pushing yourself too hard or your gym partner is more advanced. In any case, your body is screaming.
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#3 "OK yoga, hurry up and change my life."
People swear by yoga and that it is life-changing. So, how long until I'm a new me?
#4 "I'm just not feeling it today."
Ugh, I should have stayed home. Sex in the City reruns are on, anyway.
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#5 "What am I going to eat after this?"
You have convinced yourself that you deserve it and are already planning your cheat meal.
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#6 "OMG, why is there a dude wearing shorts shorter than mine?"
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#7 "Why are there so many mirrors in here?"
What could this many mirrors possibly have a purpose for? It's overkill isn't it?
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#8 "My ass looks damn good in these yoga pants."
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#9 "How come people who are already in shape are still here?"
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#10 "Whoever left this sweat stain needs to be expelled from the gym."
Wipe off your sweat, people!
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#11 "God, I hope I don't accidentally fart."
