11 Times Martin Shkreli's Face Was At Its Most Punchable
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Life Style
On 7th February 2016
Martin Shkreli, the ‘Pharma Bro’ who jacked up the price of an AIDS medication by 5,000%, was called to testify in front of a congressional committee this week. He was supposed to answer questions on why drug prices are so damn high, but instead invoked his fifth amendment rights.
Which he’s fully entitled to do, but the massive douche spent the next few hours smirking like a kid who just learnt what boobs are. Eventually they just kicked him out, but in memoriam, we decided to compile all then times we wanted to punch this idiot in the face.
#1 While being sworn in to testify at congress. LOOK HOW PUNCHABLE IT IS.
#2 While practicing his right not to testify to the committee that is examining the prescription drug market.
#3 After being arrested for fraud. My fist can't control itself.
#4 While defending his 5,000% price increase of Daraprim.
#5 When he paid $120 for a cup of tea.
#6 Somehow I even want to punch him at a puppy party.
#7 While meeting Fetty Wap. How is Fetty Wap not punching him right now?
#8 While walking around NYC.
#9 After breaking his arm because he was mad at Bernie Sanders.
#10 I WANT TO PUNCH HIM SO BAD.
#11 While on his hoverboard.
