11 Times You Didn't Realize Taylor Swift Was Actually A Complete Stalker

By Muk Khatri in Funny On 24th August 2015
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#1 When she literally followed him home.

"Two headlights shine in the sleepless night and I will get you, and get you alone." Treacherous

#2 When she wrote hate poems about his new girlfriend.

"She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things." Better Than Revenge

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#3 When she mastered the art of creeping.

"I can still see you, this ain't the best view on the outside looking in." The Outside

#4 When she waited for a phone call that never came.

"I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called." Forever and Always

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#5 When she contemplated sexual harassment.

"You stood there in front of me close enough to touch, close enough to hope you couldn't see what I was thinking of." Sparks Fly

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#6 When she planned the perfect burial site.

When she planned the perfect burial site.

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#7 When she planned the perfect burial site.

"I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep." Last Kiss

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#8 When she reassured him about his obscure imperfections.

"I love the gap between your teeth." Ours

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#9 When she proved she knows more about him than you ever will.

"His favorite color's green, he loves to argue, born on the seventeenth." I'd Lie

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#10 When she waited outside his house.

"I'm waiting alone now, so come on and come out." Hey Stephen

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#11 When she made a wall collage of his face.

"As I turn out the light, I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight." Teardrops On My Guitar