12 Cats Who Are Definitely Not Feeling The Christmas Cheer
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 9th December 2015
Cats will never appreciate the meaning of Christmas. All the happiness and joy that comes with the holiday is just too much for a kitty who wants to live life like Ebenezer Scrooge. They would rather go around meowing humbug at the top of their lungs than be merry and celebrate this wonderful holiday.
When it comes to the animal kingdom, the cat wins the award for most selfish and malicious beast out there. They're rude, they're inconsiderate, and they really don't give a fuck about your Christmas. If they had the power to do so they would completely kill everything you love about the holiday.
Actually, they don't even need more power... they already know how to ruin the Christmas spirit with their bullshit cat ways.
#1.This cat who DOES NOT want to kiss you at this party or ever:
#2.This cat who is ready to murder if he hears the words "Santa Claws" again.
#3.And this cat who promises to keep screaming until you take the Christmas lights down.
#4.This cat who is ready to destroy your stupid gingerbread house.
#5.These cats that want nothing to do with Santa.
#6.And this cat who would rather die than go pretend caroling with Kermit The Frog.
#7.This cat who has to get liquored up to deal with your Christmas bullshit.
#8. This cat who will never agree to a Christmas photo shoot again.
#9.This cat who will not be outdone by a "holiday."
#10.And this cat whose owner was a cheap piece of shit.
#11.These cats who refuse to let you wrap presents for other people.
#12.This cat who doesn't care they're in your goddamn tree.
