12 Funniest Uses for a Beard or Moustache

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 4th April 2015
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#1 Ramen Bowl

Self-confessed beard enthusiast Isaiah Webb has been sharing photos of his "beard dos" online, posting a different style on his Instagram profile every Monday, or "Monbeardday."

#2 Snack Tray

Webb, who is also known as Mr. Incredibeard, can mold and shape his beard into anything, and I mean anything. In this photo, he turned it into a snack tray.

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#3 Beerd Pong

Who wants to play?

#4 Ad Space

Got a beard? Then you've got potential ad space to rent! Cornett-IMS, an advertising agency based in Kentucky, came up the idea. The "half-joke, half genius" scheme, called "beardboards," involves paying men with beards $5 a day to walk around with a miniature ad clipped to their facial hair.

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#5 Six Pack

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#6 Watch

For the at the 2013 Just for Men National Beard and Moustache Championships in New Orleans, Keith Haubrich sculpted his mustache into the two arms of a clock, with the arms stretching to roughly the 10 and 2 positions. He had painted the clock numbers in a circle around his face and took the top honor in the Dali category, which is named for Salvador Dali, the Spanish painter known for his mustache of long tips arching upward.

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#7 Christmas Ornaments

Chad Roberts dressed his beard as a Christmas tree at the New York City Beard and Moustache Competition in December 2011, where he placed third in the freestyle category.

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#8 Bird Nest

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#9 Message Board

Want to tell everyone around you to off with the f*ck?

Shave it right in your beard and never have to say a word. They will get it.

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#10 Easter Egg Hunt

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#11 Spiderman Costume

Another creation by Chad Roberts.

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#12 Stairs