1
Parents told me being a flight attendant wasn't areal job. While they sit at home with their real jobs, i get views like this at my "FAKE" one.
2
I'm a young male flight attendant. I fooled around with one of my passengers during the flight. When i walked him back to his seat his wife asked me for another refill... Ops
3
I take pictures of people asleep on airplanes...
Hopefully with their mouths open... I'm a flight attendant.
4
I fucking hate all of the passengers on the plane.
Xoxo your flight attendant.
5
I'm a pilot but i'm afraid of heights.
6
I'm a flight attendant. I love meeting sexy pilots and sexy business men. Never gets old!
7
I'm a pilot and i get "ground sick" if i stay on ground for too long.
8
I'm a flight attendant, and i've had quickies with passengers in the plane's lavatory before.
9
I'm a pilot and i've fallen asleep while flying before.
10
I don't turn off my phone during take off and landing... I'm a pilot.
11
I'm a pilot. The whole cell phones will interfere with the plane's system and correspondence is bullshit.
12
I dumped and left my ex stranded in another city at an airport after i found out he was cheating on me.He thought we were going on a surprise trip.
Surprise: Never mess with a flight attendant!
13
I'm a flight attendant and if we ever had an emergency i would get off the plane first. Everyone else is on their own.
Hope they watched the safety demo. ;)
