13 of the creepiest ways possible to tell someone you love them. I doubt you'll being going out to dinner afterwards.

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Nothing says "I love you" better than a heart, a knife, and a bloody horseshoe, right?

#2

A cockroach "I love You." Dead ones, mind you.

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Affectionate, clever, humorous "I love you" card that says "I heart zombies / you" with heart-shaped brain, pale zombie green background, and red blood splatter text.

#7

With paper

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I love you in fake dog poop.

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