13 Secret Thoughts Every Woman Has Had At Least Once In Her Lifetime

By Michael Avery in Funny On 2nd February 2017
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#1 Smelly sanitary pads

Every girl has secret thoughts about if anyone else can smell that she is on periods. And how people are going to react.

#2 Genital Swap

Some women often wonder what it would be like to have a penis. What it feels like. Would a man be able to handle having a vagina?

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#3 Public Toilet Poop

It’s awkward for girls to use public bathrooms just like it is for guys so they usually wait for another person to leave. She pretends to be there just for a touch-up but inside she is screaming- Get out! I need to shit!

#4 Makeup conscious

Itchy eyes, always a problem when girls are in perfect makeup. Secret thoughts mode on the state of confusion- whether I should rub my eyes and feel better or I should not rub my eyes and look perfect?

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#5 Periods won't go away

Hey you, yeah you, Ruby, I thought you only lasted a few days? Fucks going on with this 2nd week shit?

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#6 A tough decision to make

It's been almost a week. Should I change my bra now?

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#7 Getting Intimate

Maybe, she is not bold enough to confess her feelings. That doesn't stop her from daydreaming about getting intimate or making love to that person.

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#8 When you try not to think about it

It happens, you see a guy who has a huge package poking through and you stare... except you get caught... now what?

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#9 Bobby Pin Trouble

Every girl has secretly wondered - Where the hell have all those bobby pins I bought run off to?

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#10 Randomly surprised

Sometimes women will pick out the perfect outfit but like a deer in headlights they won't realize something really simple or important about it... like say pockets.

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#11 Hair washing struggles

Should I wash my hair today or I can manage for a few more days?

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#12 Oh so confusing

Oh, fuck! Am I on my period? No, wait, it’s just the butt sweat. Or I am turned on?

*After checking* Oh well, I just peed a little.

#13 When periods are late

1st thought- What if I am pregnant? 😮

2nd thought- Girl you are a virgin -_- Oh god, I think I am weird.

well, HAPPY REALISATION!