13 Secret Thoughts Every Woman Has Had At Least Once In Her Lifetime
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 2nd February 2017
A simple smile on the face, 1000 thoughts running through her brain. Yes, the sentence describes the title perfectly. Women usually have a habit of over thinking. They are, most of the time, suspicious about things related to their life.
So here are some secret thoughts every girl has had at some point in her life.
#1 Smelly sanitary pads
Every girl has secret thoughts about if anyone else can smell that she is on periods. And how people are going to react.
#2 Genital Swap
Some women often wonder what it would be like to have a penis. What it feels like. Would a man be able to handle having a vagina?
#3 Public Toilet Poop
It’s awkward for girls to use public bathrooms just like it is for guys so they usually wait for another person to leave. She pretends to be there just for a touch-up but inside she is screaming- Get out! I need to shit!
#4 Makeup conscious
Itchy eyes, always a problem when girls are in perfect makeup. Secret thoughts mode on the state of confusion- whether I should rub my eyes and feel better or I should not rub my eyes and look perfect?
#5 Periods won't go away
Hey you, yeah you, Ruby, I thought you only lasted a few days? Fucks going on with this 2nd week shit?
#6 A tough decision to make
It's been almost a week. Should I change my bra now?
#7 Getting Intimate
Maybe, she is not bold enough to confess her feelings. That doesn't stop her from daydreaming about getting intimate or making love to that person.
#8 When you try not to think about it
It happens, you see a guy who has a huge package poking through and you stare... except you get caught... now what?
#9 Bobby Pin Trouble
Every girl has secretly wondered - Where the hell have all those bobby pins I bought run off to?
#10 Randomly surprised
Sometimes women will pick out the perfect outfit but like a deer in headlights they won't realize something really simple or important about it... like say pockets.
#11 Hair washing struggles
Should I wash my hair today or I can manage for a few more days?
#12 Oh so confusing
Oh, fuck! Am I on my period? No, wait, it’s just the butt sweat. Or I am turned on?
*After checking* Oh well, I just peed a little.
#13 When periods are late
1st thought- What if I am pregnant? 😮
2nd thought- Girl you are a virgin -_- Oh god, I think I am weird.
well, HAPPY REALISATION!