13 Texts That Perfectly Capture Moms In All Their Bitchy Glory !! SPECIALLY #13
By
Waleed Raza in
Funny
On 24th January 2015
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#1 No bitch will give it to you straighter than your mom.
#2 Their knowledge of vulgarity is rich and extensive.
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#3 Which makes them prone to prioritizing party jam questions over questions about your health.
#4 Moms won’t hesitate to pit you against your idols in their efforts to control your mind.
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#5 Their amazing bitchy confidence is truly a wonder to behold.
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#6 And those bitches like invented turning up.
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#7 For real, those bitches can’t stop bragging about them.
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#8 Your friends are also fair game for her mind games.
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#9 Moms get super proud when their kids start expressing their bitch genes.
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#10 Moms learn slang and put it to excellent use.
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#11 Primarily for the purpose of being bitchy to their kids.
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#12 Moms are expert saboteurs of your diet goals.
#13 Moms: Callin’ ‘em like they see ‘em since the dawn of time
