Although women have long been held to certain standards of perfection, whether it's body image or personal conduct, at this point, most of us can agree that no one is perfect. Guys can be weird, girls can be awkward, penises are bizarre, vaginas are strange (get it?). Anyway, here are 13 things specific to all the girls out there. Some may call them embarrassing, some may call them unpleasant, and some may even call them revolting, but we all do them!
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#1 Pretending They're Thinking About Something Really Hard When They're Really Doing Kegels
Because keeping things tight is a high priority.
#2 Sticking Their Hands Down Their Blouse To Wipe Away Boob Sweat
Nobody likes the feeling of sweat trickling down between their breasts on a hot summer day during a picnic.
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#3 Adjusting Their Pads While Out In Public
But they're the first to bitch and moan when they see a man adjust his underwear in public settings.
#4 Taking Their Bra Off At The End Of The Day And Finding Food Crumbs From Lunch And Dinner
Cheetos? When dis I have Cheetos?
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#5 Using The Men's Bathroom Because The Women's Room Had A 3 Mile Line
Sorry girls, that's not how you use those things. But hey, at least now you know how guys feel whizzing in front of one another.
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#6 Giving Another Girl The Boob Stare Without Thinking Twice About It
It's okay to stare because they're both women, and women don't have issues with other women comparing themselves to other women. Right?
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#7 Wasting Half Of Their Waking Hours Trying To Remove Unsightly Body Hair
It's date night. Better get rid of all that body hair because nobody wants to take home Sasquatch after dark.
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#8 Squinting At A Guys Crotch Because They Thought They Saw A Glimpse Of A Dick Outline
It's the same thing as a guy looking at a camel toe. If you stare long enough it looks pretty sexy.
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#9 Accidentally Removing All Their Eyelashes
It could be worse. You could accidentally shave off the brows as well and have to draw them on with a pencil. Besides, they have fake lashes you can glue on.
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#10 Making Eye Contact With A Stranger Through The Crack In The Bathroom Stall
"Bitch better not be rushing me. Imma sit here longer if she don't quit pacing in front of this damn door."
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#11 When Their Friends Complain How Fat They All Are When In Reality They're The Thinnest Of The Group
"Excuse me bitches. I'm right here. I know you see me cuz I'm fat! Nobody thinks you're fat, that's why I'm here!"
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#12 Realizing They Forgot A Tampon So They Improvise And Hope It Works Out For The Best
Ahhh....The old MacGyver maneuver. Women are crafty!
#13 Wearing Underwear That's Too Tight And Giving Themselves A Front Wedgie Trying To Stretch Them Out
Ouch! That's gotta hurt.
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#14 Taking A Selfie When Getting A Pap Smear Test
Put the phone down for five minutes girlie. You're only famous on Instagram. Keep your health issues to yourself.
#15 Having This Happen And Acting Like They're Really Embarrassed But They're Loving It
Thank you for noticing and bringing this faux pa to my attention.
