13 Things You Say To Your Crush Vs. What You're Actually Thinking..

1. Saying: Oh hey, I didn't realise you were coming today.

Really Means: I totally knew you'd be here; will you marry me and can I have all your babies, pleeeease?

2. Saying: Any fun plans for the weekend?

Really Means: Are you ever going to ask me out??? Like ever??? I ain't gonna be no spinster.

3. Saying: Good to see you.

Really Means: God I missed you like hell, where have you been since I saw you two minutes ago?

4. Saying: Can you hold my drink for a second?

Really Means: I need an excuse to touch your beautiful hand, AH, I am finally at peace.

5. Saying: I’m pretty busy this week. I have various social events on most nights.

Really Means: I look forward to Facebook stalking you and your friends, and randomly showing up anywhere you tag yourself in. Too far?

6. Saying: How’s your week going?

Really Means: Are you going to be texting me at all anytime soon? What about that amazing hand-touching moment we just had? That was fate that aligned our planets, not me asking you to hold my drink...

8. Saying: Can I borrow that book from you?

Really Means: Can we spend more time together because I know that we'd be the perfect couple?

8. Saying: Oh yeah, she’s a really nice girl.

Really Means: Don't talk to other girls, it makes me want to puke. I'm your fav girl though, right?

9. Saying: He looks great at the moment.

Really Means: He's got nothing on you though, you beautiful man (creepy smile usually follows).

10. Saying: Yeah okay, I don’t mind.

Really Means: Yes, yes, yes, I will go out with you!!! I have only been waiting for you to ask me out for 3 years. Definitely worth the wait, yehoo...

11. Saying: Yeah, I guess she’s pretty.

Really Means: You better mean that she's not half as pretty as me. You don't fancy her do you? AH, I'm de-friending her on Facebook...

12. Saying: We should swap notes on that.

Really Means: We're going to have amazing study sessions, and you'll realise how beautiful, witty and intelligent I am. We'll fall in love and live happily ever after. (Sigh).

13. Saying: I’m not really that pushed about Gossip Girl, I prefer action-packed films.

Really Means: I spend a fair chunk of my weekend lazing about in my pyjamas watching 'Gossip Girl', but I'm willing to give it up to watch action films with you...

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