14 Drinks From All Over The World That Are Just NOT Worth It

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 28th May 2015
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#1 Mekong River Eel Wine

This little guys are fermented for a YEAR and then served in wine...NO THANKS.

#2 Cobra Wine

It's exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it's served with a real cobra. And YES, it's illegal in the U.S.

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#3 Bacon Vodka

No matter how much you love bacon, just trust us. This is not good. America, this one is your fault. Shame on you.

#4 Horse "Manhood"

Don't freak out too much, this is just a nickname that the locals have given this beer. But it tells you how highly they think of it...

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#5 Baby Mice Rice Wine

Thanks, Korea and China, for this absolutely horrifying situation.

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#6 Bacon Maple Ale

Again, with the bacon! Sometimes it's too much. Blame Portlanders for this.

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#7 Pizza Beers

In one fell swoop this beer ruins pizza...and beer.

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#8 Scorpion Vodka

A lot of these really don't require a ton of explanation...

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#9 Seagull Wine

Dead seagulls, fermented in wine.

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#10 Lizard Wine

Wine is already good! Why do people keep trying so hard to ruin it!?

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#11 Kumis

This is fermented milk from a mare. So sort of like the female version of the horse "manhood," except...this one is totally real.

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#12 Mescal

There's no luck involved here in somehow getting a worm in your bottle...each bottle comes with a moth larva inside.

#13 Chicha

This is fermented corn and...human saliva. Why on Earth?

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#14 Lone Star Beer

Pretty suspicious that within Texas, where the beer is brewed, it's virtually unsellable...