14 Great Face Tattoos For When You Never Want To Get A Job Again
#1 The Backwards Nazi Symbol
To be fair, it looked perfectly fine in her mirror.
#2 Ms. Tattoo Face
Unnecessary. We kind of already knew that's who she was.
#3 The Nerd Glasses
That face tattoo makes him look so smart!
#4 The Inscrutable Whatsit
This is probably making a very important statement.
#5 The Eyes In The Back Of His Head
It's not so much of a face tattoo as it is a "face" tattoo. Just in case you try to make fun of his tattoo choices behind his back.
#6 The Illusionati
This will get the word out about his jazz-fusion prog-rock band for sure!
#7 The Juggalo
ICP for life! Literally.
#8 The Baby
What a great way to honor the kid you'll never be able to provide for.
#9 The Centipede
I don't know what's more upsetting: the arthropod or the fedora.
#10 The Porn Site logos.
Really? You're not only getting 11+ face tattoos, but you're getting them of porn logs? Come on bro, it's like you don't even want a job.
#11 The Unicorn-Dolphin Love Trist
All you need is love!
#12 The Monster
Is that the Monster Energy Drink logo on his face? Yes, it is. I'd guess that he's leasing his forehead out as a billboard, but I can't imagine the company would want to associate itself with anyone dumb enough to do this.
#13 The Electric Ice Cream Cone
Come on, now. Who can't get behind ice cream?
#14 The Everything
There's still a little bit of room under his right eye for when he finds the face tattoo he really wants.
